The Attack Ad Machine

Every attack ad is the same ad. Prove it to yourself.

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Direction of outrage Attack from the left Attack from the right

The opponent Fictional candidate name

Keep it fictional. Real names break the joke — and the law of parody.

Pronouns

Your state

Pick up to 3 outrages

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